King of the Britons T-Shirt - Monty Python Holy Grail Tee

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'King of the Britons' T-Shirt

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Regular price £34.99 Sale price £24.49

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"I am Arthur, King of the Britons!"

You didn't vote for him. Nobody voted for him. But here he is anyway — and now you can wear his legendary title with the pride it deserves. Inspired by the immortal Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975), this tee pays homage to Arthur, self-proclaimed King of the Britons, supreme executive power derived from a mandate from the masses... or possibly a watery tart lobbing a scimitar.

Whether you're on a quest for the Holy Grail, arguing the finer points of anarcho-syndicalist communes, or simply trying to get past a very rude Frenchman, this is the tee for you.

😎 Premium Gildan Softstyle® 64000 quality
😎 Unisex fit
😎 100% ring-spun cotton (fibre content may vary for different colours)
😎 Light, breathable fabric
😎 Runs true to size
😎 Packaged and shipped in the United Kingdom 🇬🇧
😎 Created by people with a great sense of humour

Perfect for: Monty Python devotees, fans of classic British comedy, Holy Grail quoters, and anyone who knows a swallow's airspeed velocity.

It's not a question of where he grips it — just add to basket.

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Resist the temptation to spin excessively. Extra spins can lead to more wear and tear.
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If your item arrives incorrect, damaged, or defective, we’ll make it right with a full refund or replacement—no fuss.

Returns are available within 30 days of your purchase.

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Eligibility for a Refund:

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