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"Cobblers" Funny T-Shirt ⭐️ Best Seller ⭐️
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"Cobblers" Funny T-Shirt ⭐️ Best Seller ⭐️

Color: Black
Size: Please choose a size
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Regular price  £34.99 Sale price  £24.49

Fast UK shipping £3.95

Order two t-shirts, & we pay the shipping.

Easy returns if you're not happy, we're not happy

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Cobblers! Classic British slang for absolute nonsense, and the perfect way to call out rubbish when you hear it. This cheeky tee celebrates the colourful language that makes British English so brilliantly expressive.

Whether you're a lover of British slang, someone who appreciates irreverent humour, or simply want to wear your personality on your chest, this shirt says it all. It's perfect for calling out cobblers wherever you find it—and let's face it, there's plenty about these days.

Premium Quality Features:

  • 😎 Premium Gildan Softstyle® quality
  • 😎 Unisex fit for everyone
  • 😎 100% ring-spun cotton (fibre content may vary for different colours)
  • 😎 Light breathable fabric
  • 😎 Runs true to size
  • 😎 Packaged and shipped in the United Kingdom 🇬🇧
  • 😎 Created by people with a great sense of humour

Perfect for: British slang enthusiasts, cheeky humour lovers, expats missing home, casual everyday wear, conversation starters, funny gifts for Brits who tell it like it is

Call out the cobblers in style. Order your British slang T-shirt today!

Washing Instruction

Follow these, and your t-shirts will keep their vibrant colors longer than the changing leaves!

  1. Wash and dry your t-shirts inside out. It's a simple yet crucial step.
  2. Opt for low temperatures and gentle detergents. Your shirt isn't a summer barbecue, so avoid high heat!
  3. Resist the temptation to spin excessively. Extra spins can lead to more wear and tear.
  4. Air dry your t-shirts whenever possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight companions like winter coats and blankets.
  5. Iron your t-shirts inside out and start with a lower heat setting. Designs and irons aren't always the best of friends.
Shipping & Returns

Shipping

😎 Standard shipping £3.95

😎 FREE SHIPPING on orders over £45
😎 Orders are typically shipped within 3 days of placing the order
😎 Once shipped, allow 3 days for orders to be delivered

Returns


At Time Tees UK, we want you to absolutely love your order.

Our seasonally inspired gear comes with an easy returns policy because your satisfaction is our top priority.

If your item arrives incorrect, damaged, or defective, we’ll make it right with a full refund or replacement—no fuss.

Returns are available within 30 days of your purchase.

Please contact us at support@timetees.co.uk if you believe you are eligible for a refund.

Eligibility for a Refund:

😎 Received product damaged or defective
😎Within 30 days of purchase


You can always contact us for any return questions at support@timetees.co.uk

Not Just Fabric.Designed to Be Noticed.

We don’t just print T-shirts. We print personality.

At Time Tees UK, every design starts with an idea worth wearing — bold, funny, nostalgic, sarcastic, or just unapologetically true. If it makes people look twice, laugh out loud, or say “Where did you get that?”… it’s exactly what we’re about.

💬 Designed for Real People

Whether it’s humour, attitude, nostalgia, or straight-up chaos energy — we design pieces people actually want to wear, not just scroll past.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a UK-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the UK, like all UK companies should.

Do you ship internationally?

We currently only shipped to the UK

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our t-shirts

  • 5 stars: 105 (89%)
  • 4 stars: 6 (5%)
  • 3 stars: 4 (3%)
  • 2 stars: 2 (2%)
  • 1 star: 1 (1%)
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Ian G.

Excellent fit, quality a faultless purchase

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Robert B.

Excellent t shirt ,spot on with the size ,lovely material & very nice sized picture ,will certainly buy from here again & also arrived promptly

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Rod L.

Brilliant t shirt, excellent fit

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Derek W.

My brother first told me of this Steptoe design tee and was going to get one. Well I beat him to it and I absolutely love it. I am now going to order him one for his birthday in December. It certainly gets a laugh from people of a certain age whenever I’m wearing it. Highly recommended!

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Alan S.

Great quality - love it!

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Martin S.

Quick delivery. Love the design and colour. Great quality

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Andrew C.

Love the t-shirt and it arrived promptly. Many thanks!

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ANDREW B.

Great. Looks just like me… Cobblers 🤔😁👍

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Ian W.

Excellent!

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peter f.

thankyou

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Mark W.

Bought it for a friend he loved it

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Nigel P.

Bought as a gift for older brother as knew he would love it.

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Paul F.

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John J.

Perfect what I expected

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Darren M.

Good

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Sharon h.

Really easy transaction, great quality tshirt 👌

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Martin D.

I bought the cobblers t shirt for a gentleman of a certain age who supports Northampton FC who's nickname is The Cobblers. I haven't seen him yet. It will go down very well.

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Mr G.

Good quality and perfect size

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Mr D.

It's too tight on my shoulders and the transfer is poor. I'd like to return but am getting no reply when I email you. I'm going to have to let my bank take over if I don't get a reply soon.

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Zoe G.

Great experience

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Mr D.S.

Size was a bit tight on shoulders.

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Dave

Size was a bit tight on shoulders.

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PETER G.

👍

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Gail H.

Good quality T-shirt ,that good I’ve ordered a second one!

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Mr g.

Nice t- shirt, fits well,overall, happy customer.

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Paul C.

The T-shirt was excellent; unfortunately, I can't say the same for your customer service.
When the T-shirt appeared to be late in arriving, I left messages on the only phone number you have.
I also sent messages to that phone, I also emailed, and didn't receive an acknowledgement or a reply to any of it.
Thinking I had been scammed, I was on the verge of contacting my bank to get the payment reversed when your note about the delivery was emailed to me.
You have some good designs, but you fail miserably on customer contact/service.

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Stephen f.

Very good service and quick efficient delivery

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Kevin B.

Very good

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James C.

Great shirts!

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Hilary C.

Arrived pretty quick it feels so soft and its well made can't tell you how it looks on as it's a birthday present i can't wait to see his face so I will say thankyou

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Gary B.

Very happy with everything for my two shirts (Cobblers and Stupid Boy.) Good prices and timely delivery.

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Harley W.

Unsure of delivery length. But arrived in the end

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Kelvin P.

Great fun

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Carol L.

Good quality 👍