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"All right, Dave!"
If you know, you know. Trigger's legendary greeting to Rodney — despite Rodney's name never actually being Dave — is one of the most beloved running gags in British comedy history. This tee is a love letter to Only Fools and Horses and the brilliantly dim-witted road sweeper who made it iconic.
Premium Gildan Softstyle quality
Unisex fit
100% ring-spun cotton
Light, breathable fabric
Runs true to size
Packaged and shipped in the UK
Created by people with a great sense of humour
Perfect for: Only Fools and Horses fans, lovers of classic British sitcoms, anyone who's ever been called the wrong name, and gift-givers who know exactly what they're doing.
Available in a range of colours including Black, Navy, White, Red, Royal, Military Green, Daisy, and Azalea — sizes S to 4XL. Go on, you plonker. Add it to your basket.
Washing Instruction
Follow these, and your t-shirts will keep their vibrant colors longer than the changing leaves!
Wash and dry your t-shirts inside out. It's a simple yet crucial step.
Opt for low temperatures and gentle detergents. Your shirt isn't a summer barbecue, so avoid high heat!
Resist the temptation to spin excessively. Extra spins can lead to more wear and tear.
Air dry your t-shirts whenever possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight companions like winter coats and blankets.
Iron your t-shirts inside out and start with a lower heat setting. Designs and irons aren't always the best of friends.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
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😎 FREE SHIPPING on orders over £45 😎 Orders are typically shipped within 3 days of placing the order 😎 Once shipped, allow 3 days for orders to be delivered Returns
At Time Tees UK, we want you to absolutely love your order.
Our seasonally inspired gear comes with an easy returns policy because your satisfaction is our top priority.
If your item arrives incorrect, damaged, or defective, we’ll make it right with a full refund or replacement—no fuss.
Returns are available within 30 days of your purchase.
Please contact us at support@timetees.co.uk if you believe you are eligible for a refund.
Eligibility for a Refund:
😎 Received product damaged or defective 😎Within 30 days of purchase
You can always contact us for any return questions at support@timetees.co.uk
Ordered this for my brother in law to say thank you for my recent holiday. Quality is fantastic, design amazing, great communication and good price. Could not be happier 😁😁
The parcel came through swiftly. I was a little worried at first having heard of people being scammed by other sellers, but should not have worried. Really good fit. May buy another one when I get the money.
We don’t just print T-shirts. We print personality.
At Time Tees UK, every design starts with an idea worth wearing — bold, funny, nostalgic, sarcastic, or just unapologetically true. If it makes people look twice, laugh out loud, or say “Where did you get that?”… it’s exactly what we’re about.
💬 Designed for Real People
Whether it’s humour, attitude, nostalgia, or straight-up chaos energy — we design pieces people actually want to wear, not just scroll past.